Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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