so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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