So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Randomize
