Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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