I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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