I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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