yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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