He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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