i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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