I love black thongs
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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