so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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