Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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