One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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