This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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