puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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