I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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