Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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