How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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