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I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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