we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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