so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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