Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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