from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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