so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
