she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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