Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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