I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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