is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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