he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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