i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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