Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I checked into jail on foursquare
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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