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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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