Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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