Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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