3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Bring me that man meat
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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