And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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