Me. At least after what I've been through.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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