used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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