and you said cock pushups were impossible
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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