They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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