Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
