I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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