come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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