"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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