i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
