Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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