On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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