when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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