real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Acid is not a monday night drug
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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