: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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