I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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