My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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