What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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